Thursday, May 29, 2008

Tengah boring...

No interesting stories lately... no challenging activities (the time hasn't come yet... the race between the 12 years old Citroen and the 2 weeks old 206. OR the 2 weeks old 206 with the Skyline? haha)



Tgh bosan2 ni... saje copy and paste jokes ni... the APPROPRIATE DEFINITIONS??!!



School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

2 comments:

eses said...

Hezzy, looks like the creator of the definitions is either a woman who is having fun married to a man (she can control of course...) and getting back at her bosses (who are all men), or could also be an expression of one very unhappy married man who is also a father...hihihi...

Hezzy Azra... said...

eses,
hahaha...must be la kot!

either way, the creator of the definitions must've been someone very creative and cynical... who has done a lot of thinking and observation... and at the end, put a smile (a curve that can set a lot of things staright) to all women who has gain their masters and those men who lost their bachelor degree and only open their mouth while yawning! hehe

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